Well, Prof J., When Stephen Hawking was asked what is the one mystery that still confounds you, his reply was simple - Women. So if one of the greatest astrophysicist can be befuddled by women, then it's safe to say we all struggle. (Even other women.)

"Uglitarian" refers to my latest dietary restrictions. (I like to invent words.) I have been trying to eat vegetarian but I keep becoming anemic. Thus I started to joke with my friends that I would JUST eat the ugly animals. Chickens and fish are fair game....cows and pig too darn adorable.