First off, your friends clearly suck.

Second, when I saw your photo I just assumed this would be an article about why you get hit on so much and objectified because your body is smokin' classically, Renaissance hot.

And I have to wonder how many of the Lord of the Flies comments from your girlfriends were just pure jealousy. I am most disappointed in the women. We are supposed to support each other and prevent this body shaming from happening.