As I already mentioned in this article, you can find me online by my first name. I have 13 books in print so my mug is plastered on Scholastic, Harcourt, Bloomsbury, Simon & Schuster and Lerner. There are pictures of me giving talks and you can find some of my tv interviews online.

And my profile is verified!

So no, I can't be a dude. And I can't be anyone but myself.